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[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

[ they say if you send out a text that begins with 【 HIGH PRIORITY 】 with no one as the recipient it'll reach the Producers.

or something. ]

[ Once upon a time, two heroes were having a very fun time in the city.

Okay, maybe it wasn't particularly fun. Maybe it was a normal time. Just two guys hanging out, doing whatever an ancient timeloop bound phantom thief and an ancient reincarnating demigod do in their spare time, you know?

But this day was unlike any other, because on this day said demigod finds himself consumed, and by consumed I mean there's a sudden swirl of wind around Eclipse, kicking up dust like a very small tornado. A very small starts to slowly peel away at his colour, pulling them away like yarn that dissolves into thin air. And at the same time, he begins to fade…

Mars, on the other hand, is completely fine! So that's nice. ]

Who: the idols in the game tower with the gunknife
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 89, evening

[ Once everyone has had time to let the straight up murders that occurred sink in, the room begins to glow with an intense light and then -- everything just shatters? The scenery seems to all just flake away until you find yourselves in a large solid white, empty room. The door leading to the Game Tower lobby and elevator is visible at one end.

In the center of the room is a floating, tiny bat winged girl. She looks kinda fake. ]

Hello, hello, hello world! Thank you for participating in the beta test for this integrated host system! And to our viewers, thank you for watching! Please like, comment and subscribe, and don't forget to leave feedback on how to best improve this experience!

This game's winners are: pep!pep!, BAD END=DEAD END, BARiTONES, and ⭐ZRAEL! This was an exciting, exciting, exciting game of wits, ending in loss for our dear detectives! Let's get them back up with a good cheer, everyone!

[ The dead will find they've been revived, their wounds healing just enough that they don't immediately keel back over, but not enough that they're not still eating shit and dying. ]

Again, thank you, everyone! And goodnight, goodnight, goodnight! ☆

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