Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

START

[cascadingfailure]

Objectives:

- Repair the Tokyo-F Quarantine Protocols
- Repair the Belief-o-Matic 3000 (Working Title)
- Restore Order to Chaos

To begin, roll 1d10.

Re: START

[bondsofsuffering]

[Got an 8!]

Re: START

[unbr8kable]

[2]

Re: START

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Got a 5]

Re: START

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ 1. ]

COMMUNICATIONS

[cascadingfailure]

[ you can communicate with eachother via the intercoms in the WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies! or you can just send texts.

Items may be transferred via dropbox in each area's first room (the Dining Room or Lobby). ]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[Somebody is messing with the intercom...]

Attention shoppers... Anybody out there?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...

WcDonald's - Dining Room

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - IiIiIiIiIiI



Welcome to WcDonald's! Though...it feels like there's a big too much Yuletide cheer here? The Damned Queen seems to have invaded recently, leaving her mark...There's a Lonard Wcdonard statue in the middle of the dining area, and it has a Yuletide hat on! Truly, horrific.

It is certainly busy. The mascots have expanded to not only be Lonard, but a number of others, including Grimace and whatever the hell this thing is. There's also…uh…a 3d mural…?

Don't ask.

The counter is at the back of the room from the entrance, past the booths and tables, behind the counter is the menu and the entrance to the Kitchen. To the left is the door to the F U N Z O N E.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[unbr8kable]

[Don't like this,]

[Automatically just throwing an axe at the statue, gotta take advantage of that surprise round,]

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Wincing a little at the background music. He is vvvery tense at the sight of that statue, giving it a wide berth as he heads over to inspect the 3d mural, though lbr the mural is also bad,]

...well, this is awful.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Approaching the Lonard statue very, very carefully, to try and get that hat]

WcDonald's - Kitchen

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - it hurts



The WcDonald's kitchen has a state of the art WcDonald Rotational Deep Fryer, an Ice Cream Machine, and a Burger Assembly Counter. Also, from here you can comfortably view and interact with the service counter and its cash registers, behind which employees safely take orders from those in the Dining Room from miscreants demanding their WcFlurries be given to them for free and that their manager be summoned from the depths this instant.

On the wall near the break area which consists of two very uncomfortable chairs and no tables is a posterboard with various things pinned to it. A phone can be heard ringing at the counter.

You can return to the Dining Room.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Heading in and looking around]

How're you feeling? You wanna sit down a sec?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Eventually, blown up and all, thinking for a bit, then attempting to *69 the phone to call the last caller]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Heading back again, bundled to no avail, but this time with three (2.5?) idol goddesses, and walking up to the order counter]

Hey, can I get two orders of Christmas nuggies, fries, and a WcFlurry for the lady?

[Gestures at the Umi Sonoda figure in her pocket,]

WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - make her wish come true



This is the F U N Z O N E. In the F U N Z O N E, you may have to take certain risks, such as a giant flyswatter slapping you in the face as soon as you enter the zone. Of course, if you had Foresight, you could easily avoid the flyswatter.

There is a jungle gym, a slide, an obstacle course, the Legendary Ballpit, and a set of rules that must be followed. No running, only one child enters any given attraction at a time. Failure to follow these rules will displease Lonard.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[unbr8kable]

[What about this is fun,]

[She does not attempt to attack since she low-key promised Hurricane but does keep her spare hand in front of her face, ducking to attempt to avoid the fly swatter (since she went to WcDonalds like ten times in that game and got smacked in the face every time what if not)]

[At any rate, she will attempt to look in the ball pit for stuff]

Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - MASAMUNE Shopping (Christmas Edition)



Welcome to The Yuletide Queen's Manor/Remote Bakery Yuletide Cookies, recently invaded and sullied by the foul Lonard WcDonard! There's not a dining room or anything because nobody is supposed to eat here. No, they're supposed to appreciate what their Queen has so graciously granted them, that one day they might have an order of six (6) Yuletide Cookies delivered directly to their home! To this end, a lone shopkeeper works the desk.

On display on his counter are several objects that are not cookies. Lonard must pay for what he has done.

To the left is the Freezer, out the doors to the back leads to the Damned Queen's manor proper.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[bondsofsuffering]

If we already had lunar new years isn't it way past Christmas...?

[Can he go examine the display?]

Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - Through the Fire and the Flames



This is the Freezer, the second holliest and third jolliest location in the Damned Queen's manor. Here she stores the supplies needed to create her ultimate cookies, which is why there are meat hooks hanging from the ceiling. Besides that, there's just stacks of barrels with strange black goop, as well as a bunch of wrapped giftboxes everywhere.

Also...a recreational slot machine?

In the center of the room is an idol, emanating dark Yuletide magicks - it seems you won't be able to progress further without dealing with that, but how can you even get close to such a thing…?

You can return to the Lobby.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ cool. no bodies, but meat hooks.

and black sludge. that's cool.

He looks at the Dark Yultide Idol, humming in thought. ]

How do we turn it off?

Damned Queen's Cookies - Santae Room

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - ???



This is the Santae Room. In the Santae Room, you may have to take certain risks, such as having your soul seared by the holly jolly gaze of the patrolling Santae. Of course, if you had Laser Mastery, you could easily avoid the Santae.

Somehow, the Damned Queen's Yuletide magick feels tenuous here - despite the attempts of the Santae to hold everything together, it is clear her battle with Lonard caused great damage to her ability to maintain her domain. The music is unsure, uncertain. Easily interruptable, even. But not while the Santae are a danger…

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Santae Room

[bondsofsuffering]

[Immediately taking a step back out of reflex when he sees the Santas.]

WcDonald's - THE KING AWAITS.

[idolpro]

The Borger King blocks your way forward.

Do you have what was requested?

Have you acquired their secrets?

1/2

[crossmyheartandhope]

[akjdhakshfsf]

[Starts and jolts back a little, the king SURE DOES await]

Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.

[idolpro]

The Borger King blocks your way forward.

Do you have what was requested?

Have you acquired their secrets?

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ oh no. ]

BOSS - Lonard WcDonard: Round 1

[idolpro]

Instantly upon exiting the Kingvoid you enter the QUEEN'S THRONE.

Lonard WcDonard sits in the throne, enjoying his victory over the Damned Queen's and his conquest of her palace. It seems he is currently GREATLY DISPLEASED.

Now Playing - BIG WAC

Without a word, in at absolute disgust toward your comrades' actions in his WcDonalds, he unleashes a scathing attack - an impenetrable curtain of Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD flies at ALL PRESENT IDOLS, inflicting MAXIMUM DAMAGE!

The power of the Tokyo-F Belief-o-Matic 3000 as well as the twin powers of FESTIVITY and JOVIALITY surges through him. This will be a hellishly difficult fight, but there is a chance of victory...

All IDOLS PRESENT receive two of following status effects:

- Tongue ripped out
- Flowers sprout from skin
- Hands severed
- Decapitation (not deadly) (head still functions)
- Wasting disease
- Crushed limb
- Desire to add violence to all actions
- Hyperthermia

HOW TO FIGHT

[idolpro]

Attack with everything you have during PLAYER ACTION! When the boss attacks, a list of status effects will be given to pick from if hit by an attack.

Boss attacks work as follows:

RED attacks cannot be dodged under any circumstances.
BLUE attacks can be dodged by using certain items obtained during the adventure.
GREEN attacks can be dodged by rolling 1d10 and getting a 6 or higher, or by receiving help from an ally with a relevant unit power.

BOSS - Damned Queen: Round 1

[idolpro]

Instantly upon exiting the Kingvoid you enter the DEEP FRYER BASKET.

The Damned Queen stands across from you, in front of the Tokyo-F Belief-o-Matic 3000. She has siphoned its power, having gained access to it through her conquest of Lonard's REALM, which was so easily brought to her by the IDOLS of TOKYO-F.

Now, she is empowered with BELIEF, as well as the twin powers of FESTIVITY and JOVIALITY. This will be a difficult fight, but there is a chance of victory...

Without a word, she begins to sing.

Now Playing - aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Yuletide Wreathes and Yuletide Light Strings come to life and surround all combatants, crushing them in their chilly, jolly grip!

All IDOLS PRESENT receive one of following status effects:

- Crushed limb
- Crushed sternum
- Blood from mouth
- Pierced eardrum
- Hypothermia
- Limb ripped off

HOW TO FIGHT

[idolpro]

Attack with everything you have during PLAYER ACTION! When the boss attacks, a list of status effects will be given to pick from if hit by an attack.

Boss attacks work as follows:

RED attacks cannot be dodged under any circumstances.
BLUE attacks can be dodged by using certain items obtained during the adventure.
GREEN attacks can be dodged by rolling 1d10 and getting a 6 or higher, or by receiving help from an ally with a relevant unit power.

VICTORY PLATFORM

[idolpro]

Now Playing - The Place You Belong

This is the end. Before you is the BELIEF-O-MATIC 3000, and the friends you had lost and the ones you've made along the way! With your hands, with all you've learned, you've repaired it. You've saved Tokyo-F!

Thank you for playing.

Re: VICTORY PLATFORM

[bondsofsuffering]

[Well.

He's... technically here? Just also suffering from the following:

-Hanahaki
-Tuberculosis
-Need bodily contact for warmth
-Bones hurt
-Flowers growing from skin
-Wasting disease
-Gouged eye
-Death
-Lose 1-3 body parts (pinky and ring fingers from his right hand, thumb from his left)
-Face vandalized with marker
-Soaked with water
-covered in pie filling
-Beat by invisible clowns from clown car with rubber chicken for 40-45 minutes

Possibly it looks like his corpse is still moving a little from that last one but hopefully no one else in the room needs healing!!

That said, there's some drugs on his person that might? be useful? if someone is still alive to use it??]