cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Izanagi: So probably a no on the scary goo
Izanagi: If we can get weapons and stuff maybe we can use that on the creepy idol in the freezer and find other food supplies
Izanagi: There was a lot of like... meat hanging from the ceiling?
Izanagi: Does that sound useful??

hurricane: ill send money for weapons ina sec
hurricane: yea the meat might help
hurricane: can u get it down u think?

Izanagi: I'll have to check
Izanagi: I'll see if the money works with this shopkeeper too, if not I can just send it back

hurricane: they got a price list or smthing?

Izanagi: Nope

hurricane: ok ill send all of it n u can c what u can get with it

Izanagi: Thanks!

[And, as soon as he can head to the other room, sending some:

MONIES

The official currency of the Tokyo-F Maintenance team and all related entities! Wow! Whoever has this much MONIES is basically digital-rich! Congratuation!

and

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special sauce!]

Edited 2022-02-02 04:33 (UTC)

[A bit after the explosion:]

hurricane: hey
hurricane: there was this idol here, n shes singing
hurricane: u want me to send her?
hurricane: maybe if she sings loud enough shell drown out the queen for u

Izanagi is typing...

Izanagi: We can try it I guess
Izanagi: Neither of us can fight
Izanagi: And we took some damage

hurricane: we got messed up p bad too
hurricane: i was henshined so i just dropped it
hurricane: but nem is looking p rough
hurricane: hold on i can send the idol

Izanagi: Wait you guys too?
Izanagi: What happened?

hurricnae: idk
hurricane: some ghost beat the crap out of us
hurricane: n other stuff

Izanagi: Shit
Izanagi: I'll check the box
Izanagi: Hopefully we can regroup at some point

hurricane: fingers crossed right?
hurricane: u guys aint hurt too bad right?

[And, sending her over]

[Idol get??]

Izanagi: It's manageable so far

[Here she]

hurricane: well try an take it easy ok?
hurricane: n if u find burger stuff send it our way

Izanagi: Update: we killed an idol on accident
Izanagi: Also this freezer might be full of pure water
Izanagi: Want me to try to get some for you?

hurricane: wait
hurricane: wait
hurricane: thats like that one note u sent to nem right?
hurricane: the pure water is frozen or whatever
hurricane: can u unfreeze it?

Izanagi: We have an oil lantern we might be able to melt it with
Izanagi: But I don't have anything handy to use as a container

hurricane: could try neway?
hurricane: or igf nems still in the ktichen see if she can send u a cup

Izanagi: We're splitting up for a bit
Izanagi: There isn't a path through the freezer so we might be on our own for the fight
Izanagi: Tenn's trying the giftboxes again to see if we can get anything useful if we have to fight the boss without backup
Izanagi: I'll get back to you

hurricane: ok
hurricane: be careful
hurricane: ttys
hurricane: lmk if u can find nething to empty a ball pit

Edited 2022-02-02 06:21 (UTC)

Izanagi: Do you guys need oil that smells like cookies for any reason?

hurricane: uhh
hurricane: not that i kno of?
hurricane: found a note tho

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