Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: thx dude
hurricane: ur awesome

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: We DID accidentally kill something wrong over here

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[whups please hold they are being shot at because Hurricane thought he was being clever,]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[But after a minute or two]

hurricane: this place is a mess
hurricane: if we get nething right at all ill count it as a win
hurricane: dont beat urself up too much ok?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[And then, a bit after that:]

hurricane: do u need a santa hat for nething?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: No idea, but I'll take it if you're giving it?
Izanagi: I can send it back if it turns out you need it more

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: u got it dude

[And, sending over a Yuletide hat]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Thanks

[And then, a bit later:]

Izanagi: Okay well we got the pure water but I think we cleared out everything we needed because we just got transported right to the manor door
Izanagi: I don't think we'll be able to trade items anymore unless we sneak back through the santas

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: o crap
hurricane: for real??

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Yeah
Izanagi: We can probably get back if we have to
Izanagi: But it feels like the place is telling us to get a move on already

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: ok
hurricane: dont put urself in trouble if u dont gotta
hurricane: n try n take care of urself ok?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: We're going to use Tenn's illusions to sneak around
Izanagi: Good luck with your side!

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: u too dude
hurricane: catch u later

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: THERE'S A KING HERE??????

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: yea hes supposed to help us out if we get him the secret recipe

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: I thought he was just on your side
Izanagi: Well, we've got the cookie ingredients I guess

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: wait crap
hurricane: u mean here like THERE here????

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: yeah!!!
Izanagi: He's in the Queen's manor!!

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: omg
hurricane: we shoulda sent u the burger stuff

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: We're still under the santa illusion
Izanagi: We might be able to sneak back

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: idk if we can

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: wait
hurricane: hes here too
hurricane: how bout u give him half and we'll give him half n maybe thatll work??

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Yeah, we'll give it a shot
Izanagi: Good luck

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: u too
hurricane: full recipe should be cookie sauce + pure water + buns + secret sauce
hurricane: so between us we got everything