cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

hurricane: wait
hurricane: wait
hurricane: thats like that one note u sent to nem right?
hurricane: the pure water is frozen or whatever
hurricane: can u unfreeze it?

Izanagi: We have an oil lantern we might be able to melt it with
Izanagi: But I don't have anything handy to use as a container

hurricane: could try neway?
hurricane: or igf nems still in the ktichen see if she can send u a cup

Izanagi: We're splitting up for a bit
Izanagi: There isn't a path through the freezer so we might be on our own for the fight
Izanagi: Tenn's trying the giftboxes again to see if we can get anything useful if we have to fight the boss without backup
Izanagi: I'll get back to you

hurricane: ok
hurricane: be careful
hurricane: ttys
hurricane: lmk if u can find nething to empty a ball pit

Edited 2022-02-02 06:21 (UTC)

Izanagi: Do you guys need oil that smells like cookies for any reason?

hurricane: uhh
hurricane: not that i kno of?
hurricane: found a note tho

[And then a pic]

Izanagi: It might be the cookie sauce. It's one of the ingredients in this freezer.
Izanagi: And the thing we killed might have been one of the goddesses...
Izanagi: Shit

hurricane: ahhh crap
hurricane: well
hurricane: 2/3 aint bad right??
hurricane: if we have two of em and the king too maybe thatll be enough
hurricane: looks like we need the cookie sauce n the pure water for the king

Izanagi: Nemesis gave us a cup so I'll try sending the oil over first
Izanagi: Then I'll try getting the pure water next

hurricane: thx dude
hurricane: ur awesome

Izanagi: We DID accidentally kill something wrong over here

[whups please hold they are being shot at because Hurricane thought he was being clever,]

[But after a minute or two]

hurricane: this place is a mess
hurricane: if we get nething right at all ill count it as a win
hurricane: dont beat urself up too much ok?

[And then, a bit after that:]

hurricane: do u need a santa hat for nething?

Izanagi: No idea, but I'll take it if you're giving it?
Izanagi: I can send it back if it turns out you need it more

hurricane: u got it dude

[And, sending over a Yuletide hat]

Izanagi: Thanks

[And then, a bit later:]

Izanagi: Okay well we got the pure water but I think we cleared out everything we needed because we just got transported right to the manor door
Izanagi: I don't think we'll be able to trade items anymore unless we sneak back through the santas

hurricane: o crap
hurricane: for real??

Izanagi: Yeah
Izanagi: We can probably get back if we have to
Izanagi: But it feels like the place is telling us to get a move on already

hurricane: ok
hurricane: dont put urself in trouble if u dont gotta
hurricane: n try n take care of urself ok?

Izanagi: We're going to use Tenn's illusions to sneak around
Izanagi: Good luck with your side!

hurricane: u too dude
hurricane: catch u later

Izanagi: THERE'S A KING HERE??????

hurricane: yea hes supposed to help us out if we get him the secret recipe

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