cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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A grimy voice is on the other end. The person speaking sounds as if they are in the middle of dying.

"Please.....I was promised...the free tiger poster...! Where is the free tiger poster...! Return it...to me...or suffer my curse...I will not release the Third Goddess...until I am given what I deserve..."

Beep.

[Was holding the phone so that Nem could hopefully also hear]

Guess we gotta find some kinda tiger poster...?

Tigers...

[Considers]

They had weird stuff in the ball pit before, right? Might should take a look.

Who you think was the third goddess?

Dunno... maybe there's more info about her around here somewhere.

...what was in the ball pit?

[Poking around the service counter and the cash register]

[Can he palce an order and/or open the register...?]

Lotsa just--random stuff. So maybe there's some clues in there. I can go check it out, if you wanna figure out the machines.

You gonna be okay going by that statue again?

[:<]

I won't do nothing to it so long's it don't do nothing to me.

In and out, easy.

You sure you don't want me to go with?

Partners, right? We're stronger together.

'Course. But who knows how long 'til they figure we're in here and boot us out? I can handle a ball pit, at least enough until you've figured out how to get some weaponized WcNuggs or whatever.

[Also, hands back over the memo]

[Takes the memo. Hesitates, then snaps a pic with his eye cam, just in case soemthing happens to it. Then he folds it up and pockets it]

...kay. I'll see what I can do.

Meet you there, okay?

And - yell if you need me, I'll be there in half a sec.

'Kay. Same to you, okay?

...See if they got any of the ice cream stuff today.

[And then she heads for the FUNZONE]

Edited 2022-01-31 01:56 (UTC)

Proceed.

An order can be placed for the following items on the menu:

- Sweer Potato
- French Fried
- Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)
- Secret Souse

Inside the register are several units of MONIES.

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

MONIES

The official currency of the Tokyo-F Maintenance team and all related entities! Wow! Whoever has this much MONIES is basically digital-rich!

[Monies get!]

[Also, going to order one of everything on the menu]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Sweer Potato

sweer potato

French Fried

frfench frind

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special sauce!

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

[Ordering a couple extra Secret Souse just to be sure]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

[Yeah okay, he is absolutely going to try one,]

[Dips his finger in and... mlem]

Are you choosing to withhold Souse from the King?

...no?

But, like. I got three of em, right? So trying one won't hurt.

[Trying to see where the voice came from,]

Your choices will be noted when the time of judgement comes.

Mmmmaybe not, then.

[Going to just order a couple more french fried and try one of those instead,]

The french fried taste exactly like french fries.

But like, really good french fries. These might be the best french fries in the world?

Dude, sweet.

[Going to finish the new order of fries off as he heads over to the burger assembly counter to see if he can get the rest of those burger components]

The state of the art burger counter comes with everything you need to make burgers! For some reason, it does not make the burgers on its own. This is up to you. Most of it just standard: shitty cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup, mustard, pickles (held), pickles (unheld), etc.

But some of what is here is treasures. In a bag hanging from the shelf is just one final set of joviality buns. You could make this burger for Lonard, or you could follow the directive of the KING and steal his secrets. What do you do...?

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