Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"________"

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[How big is she?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

She's the size of a 1/8 scale figma.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Picking her up, careful]

...hey.

We maybe gotta fight someone who Izanaagi says we ain't supposed to listen to.

If we get there, could you sing, like. Real loud?

We helped you out, so you can give us a hand, too, right? And after, we'll let you go, long as you promise to steer clear and not give us any trouble.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"_________"

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[That might be a yes, right?]

[That's probably a yes]


...thanks.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"________"

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Oh wait and then everything is painful]

[Please hold while he is beaten by a ghost,]

[But eventually, after scraping himself up off the floor and de-henshining:]

...kay.

Let's get outta here.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Where are you going now, champ.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Now he's going to take the idol to the drop box]

I'm gonna send you to Izanagi, kay?

He knows you're gonna help out-sing the queen, so be nice to him, okay?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"_________"

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Going to send her over in the drop box]

Take care, okay?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"_________"

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Calling over from the dining area]

Hey, any luck?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

There was a person in the deep fryer.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Dead?

...Undead?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Shows her]

...tiny.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Please wait while she is beaten by a ghost]

[Please wait after she is beaten by a ghost]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Ditto,]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Just gonna lay here and bleed for a while, it's cool]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[It is not]

[Which is to say, as soon as he's de-henshined, he's coming over to try and help]

Xia...?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[It's a few wet breaths before she even attempts to push up to seated, which is tougher with cracked ribs under all the bruises, whoops. Definitely bones are hurting now]

[Her face is pretty covered in blood, though to be fair some of that had already been there. The crushed remains of her leg though, that's new. She...doesn't spit out blood or flower petals, since that much movement is painful as hell, sorry,]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

Ah, jesus.

Are you - ?

Do you want me to, like...?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[She shakes her head...

...Wait. That's just general trembling, as if incredibly cold. It's probably...fine?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Seems unfine,]

[He sets a hand on her, gentle, wherever seems least injured]

I'll be real quick, okay?

[And he is - helps himself to that stiletto she told him about, way back when, and uses it just like an epipen, as instructed]