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Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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[Monies get!]

[Also, going to order one of everything on the menu]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Sweer Potato

sweer potato

French Fried

frfench frind

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special sauce!

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

[Ordering a couple extra Secret Souse just to be sure]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Secret Souse

The joviality radiating from this Souse can only mean one thing. This is a component of the burger you seek. Will you pay tribute to the King?

[Yeah okay, he is absolutely going to try one,]

[Dips his finger in and... mlem]

Are you choosing to withhold Souse from the King?

...no?

But, like. I got three of em, right? So trying one won't hurt.

[Trying to see where the voice came from,]

Your choices will be noted when the time of judgement comes.

Mmmmaybe not, then.

[Going to just order a couple more french fried and try one of those instead,]

The french fried taste exactly like french fries.

But like, really good french fries. These might be the best french fries in the world?

Dude, sweet.

[Going to finish the new order of fries off as he heads over to the burger assembly counter to see if he can get the rest of those burger components]

The state of the art burger counter comes with everything you need to make burgers! For some reason, it does not make the burgers on its own. This is up to you. Most of it just standard: shitty cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup, mustard, pickles (held), pickles (unheld), etc.

But some of what is here is treasures. In a bag hanging from the shelf is just one final set of joviality buns. You could make this burger for Lonard, or you could follow the directive of the KING and steal his secrets. What do you do...?

[Totally stealing those buns, then heading over to the ice cream machine]

The Ice Cream Machine is broken. It's a shame, as the FIRST GODDESS is known to be a lover of ice cream. Faint screams from inside the machine indicate she may like ice cream a little too much.

Oh well!

[uhh]

[Is there a way to open up the machine?]

[Going to try and]

[Check that,]

The machine is immune to all forms of physical attack. Please direct all repair requests to WcDonald's Maintanence at (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Thank you!

But also, while you're doing that, you (belatedly) receive:

Free Tiger Poster

Ownership of the Free Tiger Poster! brings joy and fondness for tigers and cures .5 status effects. If lost or stolen, status effects return.

[Helping himself to the tiger poster]

[He hesitates at that phone number. Doesn't seem viable, but he'll head over and try to dial it on the phone, anyway...?]

"_________"

Beep.

Edited 2022-02-02 04:15 (UTC)

[Hhhhuh]

[Okay. Well]

[He put it off for ages, but. Time to (very carefully) approach the deep fryer]

The WcDonald's Rotational Deep Fryer is warm!

It is also WcDonald's claim to fame. The Donald that makes its FRENCH FRIED and CHICKEN NUGGER so WC. There is nothing better than frying food than this magical device. And recently, this unit has gotten some upgrades! Look inside and you'll find that it is powered by one rapidly spinning idol, with enough spiritual power to scramble 10,000 eggs in one second.

[What does the idol look like, and how is it in there?]

She's spinning too fast for you to really tell what she looks like, besides having pink hair. It's also pretty hot. Be careful!

...hey. Can you hear me in there?

"_________"

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