FAIRY_BITCH.EXE ([personal profile] cascadingfailure) wrote2022-01-30 04:02 pm

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]


TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] idolpro 2022-02-03 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Congrautaion! Get equipped with:

French Fried (x2)

frfench frind

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6) (x2)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special souse!

Free Tiger Poster! (x2)

Ownership of the Free Tiger Poster! brings joy and fondness for tigers and cures .5 status effects. If lost or stolen, status effects return.

WcFlurry
It's cold and delicious. Oreo flavored!
unbr8kable: (sir puffs)

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2022-02-03 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She equips herself! Yay, no more eyebleeding]

[She puts Umi next to the flurry and...waits. Enjoy?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] idolpro 2022-02-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
The WcFlurry disappears faster than you can say, "bada ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it". But Umi doesn't seem to move. It just disappears.

Idols are idols, after all, they can't be seen doing mundane things like eating.
unbr8kable: (what's the problem?)

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2022-02-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[It's true]

[...She sets Umi next to the ice cream machine? Knock yourself out, kid]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] idolpro 2022-02-03 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing seems to occur.

But maybe this ice cream machine is inoperable now.
unbr8kable: (jumped the shark)

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2022-02-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Where did the Flurry come from though...]

[Anyway, she grabs up Umi and Hurricane and heads for the FUNZONE, this is enough dicking around]