Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[unbr8kable]

[Well]

[She will rember happy day and keep going. Mainly because there is no other choice.]

[8!]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Wow! Nobody's ever escaped the Obstacle Course before! The skeletons and [[OBSTACLE COURSE PUNCHING BAGS]] will go hungry tonight!

You escape the Obstacle Course successfully, grabbing a bottle of [[SUNLIGHT]] with [[ORANGE AND TANGERINE]] and [[SOME HEALTHY JUNK]] too.

Congratulations! Get equipped with:

Power of the Sun (False)

Wow! This is a half-drunk bottle of [[THE GOOD STUFF THAT KIDS GO FOR]]! Drinking the rest of this will cure you of one status effect and make you glow slightly. It also is [[HIGHER IN CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D THAN THE LEADING BRAND]]!

If you take off the lid while there is still liquid inside, it functions as an ultrabright flashlight, as if you were almost a Laser Master.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[unbr8kable]

Hey, that was kinda fun, almost.

[Cronchy bones and dubiously-connected hand notwithstanding, she will hold onto the POWER OF THE SUN(?) for now]

[Anyway she is going to take a minute to figure out what other people are up to...time for a text or two]