Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

[bondsofsuffering]

I'm starting to think we're going to need to do the freezer first, but it sounds like Nemesis and Hurricane might be able to hook us up with weapons.

Sooooo with that out of the way, what's your plan?

[heavenlyvisitor]

I'm going to use an illusion to turn us into Santas, and we're going to walk right past them.

[bondsofsuffering]

Oh. Yeah, that's a really good idea.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ oh no, he was praised. ]

A- Alright.

Here we go.

[ He uses Through The Looking Glass.

And makes them look like the Santae. ]

[bondsofsuffering]

Ah- hey, wait, we should probably do the freezer first?

[He's still texting the other side...]

It sounds like they have money we can try buying weapons with, too.

[heavenlyvisitor]

The Santas wouldn't fight other Santas.

...But, it's an option, I suppose.

[bondsofsuffering]

It's the creepy idol in the freezer I'm worried about. But if they're in WcDonald's, my thinking is, these places might be connected by the freezer space.

Of course, I could be totally off, but if we can all group up somehow that's definitely for the best.

[heavenlyvisitor]

...Alright. I'll follow you to whatever.

[bondsofsuffering]

Thanks, Tenn. Let's definitely use your power when it comes time to cross that field of Santae - I want to avoid dealing with them as much as possible.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ time to return to the freezer! ]