Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ oh no, he was praised. ]

A- Alright.

Here we go.

[ He uses Through The Looking Glass.

And makes them look like the Santae. ]

[bondsofsuffering]

Ah- hey, wait, we should probably do the freezer first?

[He's still texting the other side...]

It sounds like they have money we can try buying weapons with, too.

[heavenlyvisitor]

The Santas wouldn't fight other Santas.

...But, it's an option, I suppose.

[bondsofsuffering]

It's the creepy idol in the freezer I'm worried about. But if they're in WcDonald's, my thinking is, these places might be connected by the freezer space.

Of course, I could be totally off, but if we can all group up somehow that's definitely for the best.

[heavenlyvisitor]

...Alright. I'll follow you to whatever.

[bondsofsuffering]

Thanks, Tenn. Let's definitely use your power when it comes time to cross that field of Santae - I want to avoid dealing with them as much as possible.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ time to return to the freezer! ]