cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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[Also as promised, sending over cookie:

Damned Queen's Cookies(1)

A single free sample of the Damned Queen's Cookies! Gone are the days where one must sit staring at a menu to decide what kind of cookies one wants to order - the Queen has graciously decided for you! And what she has decided is that her cookies shall shift wildly between multiple kinds, only finally becoming one specific kind of cookie when chewed on.

Enjoy!]

Nemesis!: ty

[a pause]

Nemesis!: you seen that gift from whatersfaces note ?

Izanagi: We saw lots of gift boxes in the freezer
Izanagi: The one we opened is the one that blew up in our faces

Nemesis!: blew up
Nemesis!: how

Izanagi: I opened it
Izanagi: And then it blew up

Nemesis!: maybe you opened it wrong

Nemesis!: is that where the pure water was
Nemesis!: since it says its frozen

Izanagi: Could be
Izanagi: Want me to try to get some for you?

Nemesis!: if you can
Nemesis!: think thatd be helpful
Nemesis!: we gotta woo the borger king ig so if you see any borger ingredients send em over
Nemesis!: also the seat of whaterfaces power ig
Nemesis!: or a recor dplayer

Izanagi: I'll see what I can do
Izanagi: I might be able to melt the ice but I don't really have a container
Izanagi: I'm kind of running out of ideas
Izanagi: The only other place to check out is the boss' manor

Nemesis!: just be sneaky should b efine to check it out
Nemesis!: you gotta find her " seat of power " in there right
Nemesis!: you work on melting ill send a congatner holdon

[Indeed, not long after there is a ?sound? at the box]

Edited 2022-02-02 06:20 (UTC)

[Checking the box???]

[It's a large drink cup and plastic cover]

[No straw, we are earth-friendly here]

[A while later]

Nemesis!: hey you still got that idol cross gave you
Nemesis!: i need it

Izanagi: Ok, I'll send her back

[Does so!]

Nemesis!: ty bud
Nemesis!: how you guys doin

Izanagi: Pretty sure we screwed up our side
Izanagi: Might send cookie oil/sauce over instead of pure water
Izanagi: If you can get us another cup we can try for the water too

Nemesis!: Yeah we got a lot

[Not long after there are a number of cups in there,]

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