Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: ty

[a pause]

Nemesis!: you seen that gift from whatersfaces note ?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: We saw lots of gift boxes in the freezer
Izanagi: The one we opened is the one that blew up in our faces

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: blew up
Nemesis!: how

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: I opened it
Izanagi: And then it blew up

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: maybe you opened it wrong

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[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: is that where the pure water was
Nemesis!: since it says its frozen

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Could be
Izanagi: Want me to try to get some for you?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: if you can
Nemesis!: think thatd be helpful
Nemesis!: we gotta woo the borger king ig so if you see any borger ingredients send em over
Nemesis!: also the seat of whaterfaces power ig
Nemesis!: or a recor dplayer

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: I'll see what I can do
Izanagi: I might be able to melt the ice but I don't really have a container
Izanagi: I'm kind of running out of ideas
Izanagi: The only other place to check out is the boss' manor

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: just be sneaky should b efine to check it out
Nemesis!: you gotta find her " seat of power " in there right
Nemesis!: you work on melting ill send a congatner holdon

[Indeed, not long after there is a ?sound? at the box]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

[Checking the box???]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[It's a large drink cup and plastic cover]

[No straw, we are earth-friendly here]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[A while later]

Nemesis!: hey you still got that idol cross gave you
Nemesis!: i need it

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Ok, I'll send her back

[Does so!]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: ty bud
Nemesis!: how you guys doin

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Pretty sure we screwed up our side
Izanagi: Might send cookie oil/sauce over instead of pure water
Izanagi: If you can get us another cup we can try for the water too

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: Yeah we got a lot

[Not long after there are a number of cups in there,]