Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Try not to fight her alone
Izanagi: Try to avoid listening to her song, too

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: what so like
hurricane: earplugs??

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: If you can get them

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: ill keep n eye out
hurricane: u too ok?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: You know it

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: o hold up
hurricane: u got a dropbox there?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Yeah

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: gimme a sec and ill try and send over some money for ur shop
hurricane: nem says u want nuggies too??

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: I didn't ask for nuggies but I will accept them

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: ok gimme like 5 min
hurricane: our dropbox aint in here n i gotta make a burger first i think

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Sounds good!
Izanagi: If I find anything useful here I'll let you guys know and send it over
Izanagi: For your burgerquest or whatever

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: thx dude
hurricane: so far i got sauce n buns

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: So stuff like patties or something?
Izanagi: There was some scary looking goo in the freezer
Izanagi: How good are you trying to make this burger?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: It's gotta be some ultimate burger to help the Kign steal that clown dude's secrets or smthing

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: So probably a no on the scary goo
Izanagi: If we can get weapons and stuff maybe we can use that on the creepy idol in the freezer and find other food supplies
Izanagi: There was a lot of like... meat hanging from the ceiling?
Izanagi: Does that sound useful??

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: ill send money for weapons ina sec
hurricane: yea the meat might help
hurricane: can u get it down u think?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: I'll have to check
Izanagi: I'll see if the money works with this shopkeeper too, if not I can just send it back

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: they got a price list or smthing?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Nope

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: ok ill send all of it n u can c what u can get with it

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi: Thanks!

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[And, as soon as he can head to the other room, sending some:

MONIES

The official currency of the Tokyo-F Maintenance team and all related entities! Wow! Whoever has this much MONIES is basically digital-rich! Congratuation!

and

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special sauce!]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[A bit after the explosion:]

hurricane: hey
hurricane: there was this idol here, n shes singing
hurricane: u want me to send her?
hurricane: maybe if she sings loud enough shell drown out the queen for u

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Izanagi is typing...

Izanagi: We can try it I guess
Izanagi: Neither of us can fight
Izanagi: And we took some damage

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

hurricane: we got messed up p bad too
hurricane: i was henshined so i just dropped it
hurricane: but nem is looking p rough
hurricane: hold on i can send the idol