Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[cascadingfailure]

Now Playing - MASAMUNE Shopping (Christmas Edition)



Welcome to The Yuletide Queen's Manor/Remote Bakery Yuletide Cookies, recently invaded and sullied by the foul Lonard WcDonard! There's not a dining room or anything because nobody is supposed to eat here. No, they're supposed to appreciate what their Queen has so graciously granted them, that one day they might have an order of six (6) Yuletide Cookies delivered directly to their home! To this end, a lone shopkeeper works the desk.

On display on his counter are several objects that are not cookies. Lonard must pay for what he has done.

To the left is the Freezer, out the doors to the back leads to the Damned Queen's manor proper.

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[bondsofsuffering]

If we already had lunar new years isn't it way past Christmas...?

[Can he go examine the display?]

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[idolpro]

Displayed for sale are bombs, lamp oil, rope, and one set of Damned Queen's Cookies(6) with accompanying a handwritten note.

There is also a free sample of Damned Queen's Cookies(1).

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[bondsofsuffering]

[Time to... attempt to talk to the shopkeep.]

Ah- hello! What exactly is the cost of all these?

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[cascadingfailure]

You think you should come back when you're a little…mmmmm…richer.

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[bondsofsuffering]

[Why is everything so incredibly cursed here.

Guess he'll go hang out with Tenn and check out the freezer.]

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[cascadingfailure]

Proceed.

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[heavenlyvisitor]

[ this place is weird. this is fucked up.

going to The Manor straight away is just bad game choice. you shouldn't do that unless its a NG+.

he is concerned that the freezer, however, will have bodies in it.

which is gross. but he heads that direction anyway. ]

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[cascadingfailure]

Proceed.

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[bondsofsuffering]

Hey, looks like we're exploring together. I'll come with you.

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[heavenlyvisitor]

[ he glances over- before giving a nod of agreement. ]

It's safer that way.

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[heavenlyvisitor]

[ to the manor, they guess. ]

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[bondsofsuffering]

[Moving back here to do some communicating!]

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[bondsofsuffering]

[Approaching the shopkeeper armed with MONIES.]

What can I buy with this?

[He is not handing it over yet.]

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[idolpro]

The shopkeep gestures to the items on the counter.

Displayed for sale are bombs, lamp oil, rope, and one set of Damned Queen's Cookies(6) with accompanying a handwritten note.

There is also a free sample of Damned Queen's Cookies(1).

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[bondsofsuffering]

...Any of them? All of them?

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ TEXTING FROM THREE FEET AWAY AS NOT TO ALERT THE SHOPKEEPER ]

tenn: What if we kill him

[bondsofsuffering]

[Casually texting back without letting the shopkeep look at his phone. He is but a rude teen.]

Hey, Tenn! It looks like we can get all of it. What do you think? Should we just buy up the whole stock?

Izanagi: Let's try to avoid fights. Unless you're a really good combatant?

[heavenlyvisitor]

Ah ... His deals are too good to pass up, aren't they ... ?

tenn: No.
tenn: But, he's selling bombs.
tenn: We'll set one to go off, and hide somewhere. I can make a cottage if needed.

[bondsofsuffering]

Yeah, that's true. I'll get it all then.

Izanagi: Were you always a delinquent?!!

[heavenlyvisitor]

tenn: I have no sympathy for those aligned with the people who kill us over and over.

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[idolpro]

The shopkeep shrugs. Like, probably all of it, yeah. You look like you have a whole cash register amount of money? Did you steal that or something?

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[bondsofsuffering]

We'll take your whole stock!

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[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Bombs

Bombs! You throw them and they explode. Easy! You have two (2) bombs.

Lamp Oil

Lamp oil! Contrary to popular belief, lamp oil does not need to be lit. It sets things on fire. But without a fuel source it won't burn long enough to do anything!

Rope

Holy shit it's a snake!

wait no it's just rope. You have rope now! What can you use rope for...?

Damned Queen's Cookies(6)

A pack of the Damned Queen's Cookies! Gone are the days where one must sit staring at a menu to decide what kind of cookies one wants to order - the Queen has graciously decided for you! And what she has decided is that her cookies shall shift wildly between multiple kinds, only finally becoming one specific kind of cookie when chewed on.

Damned Queen's Complimentary Note

NEI🎄HER 🎄HE G❄DESSES N❄R 🎄HA🎄DAMNABLE FAIRY 🎅HALL HINDER ME ANY L❄NGER. 🎄HEIR MUSIC IS BANI🎅HED FROM 🎄HIS LAND. I AM FREE.

HAT🎅UNE MACAR❄NI HAS FALLEN INT❄ MY TRAP AND I HAVE ABSORBED HER ESSENCE AND HIDDEN IT IN A GIFT. L❄NARD'S REALM HAS BEEN C❄NQUERED. THE PURE WATER, FROZEN. THE B❄RGER KING HIDES. I HAVE WON. T❄KY❄-F'S SUSTANENCE MACHINE IS MINE.

You have six usage of MONIES left.

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[bondsofsuffering]

[He is also taking the free sample cookie before they go!]