Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

[ow]

[+1 crushed limb, beaten by a ghost, hunger for blood, and broken leg]

[unbr8kable]

[She goes to her knees not far from him, taking a wet-sounding beating from ?nothing?]

Ffffuck...!

[In the end, she huddles on the ground in a pile of blood and flower petals, as one does]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Also getting pounded like a pinata, please hold,]

[unbr8kable]

[Believe it or not she is not going anyplace, for longer than 10-15 minutes, sorry,]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[He was henshined, so he's able to just let the henshin drop - rushes over to her, falling to his knees beside her]

Jesus. Xia?