cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Did Nemesis say anything about this...?

What about the letter that came with the cookies...?

They were looking for ingredients on their side! I didn't think there would be someone looking for them over here.

[LOOKING THROUGH HIS PHONE THOUGH.]

Ugh, what secrets does he want to know...?!

He wanted a recipe, but I thought Hurricane and Nemesis were doing that.

[And he will in fact text Hurricane because what the fuck.]

[ waiting, trying to think of something to offer him in case things go south ... ! ]

We might need the burger stuff from the other side...

...Ugh, this is too much of a puzzle. It's annoying. Just go seduce him or something.

Hey, how come I'm the one seducing people here?

Anyway, we can try offering the pure water and cookie sauce. It's not like we have much else...

...We can also tell him that we killed the Idol that she raised to gain her power?

If all else fails ... Ah.

Why not offer him a song to combat the Queen's?

How about this? I'll offer him the ingredients and you offer him the song. You're the actual idol here, after all.

[ nods. ]

Alright.

[Approaching the King and offering up the cookie sauce and pure water!]

These are the ingredients you were looking for, I believe.

The KING recieves your tribute.

It is not enough. Not enough to gain his favour. You will not be knighted, nor will you be invited to the BK Kids' Club.

But you have earned his trust. And most importantly, avoided his malice.

You are free to PROCEED to your final fight.

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

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