Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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WcDonald's - Kitchen

[cascadingfailure]

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The WcDonald's kitchen has a state of the art WcDonald Rotational Deep Fryer, an Ice Cream Machine, and a Burger Assembly Counter. Also, from here you can comfortably view and interact with the service counter and its cash registers, behind which employees safely take orders from those in the Dining Room from miscreants demanding their WcFlurries be given to them for free and that their manager be summoned from the depths this instant.

On the wall near the break area which consists of two very uncomfortable chairs and no tables is a posterboard with various things pinned to it. A phone can be heard ringing at the counter.

You can return to the Dining Room.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Heading in and looking around]

How're you feeling? You wanna sit down a sec?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Looking around herself, doing her best to stay behind the machines for at least partial cover]

Nah...I'm good.

[She does hobble over towards the break area, though]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Right behind her, checking out the poster board]

[Keeping an eye on the direction the statue is, though,]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Yeah, still not quite turning her back on it,]

Anything interesting?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

There's a missing person poster and an email that just says "haha loser."

[Takes the poster and the printed out email both, then circles back around the counter]

I'm gonna see who's calling.

[And, answering the phone]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Oh yeah? Who's the loser, then?

[Most certainly not answering the phone, but hoping it's loud enough to listen in]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[cascadingfailure]

A grimy voice is on the other end. The person speaking sounds as if they are in the middle of dying.

"Please.....I was promised...the free tiger poster...! Where is the free tiger poster...! Return it...to me...or suffer my curse...I will not release the Third Goddess...until I am given what I deserve..."

Beep.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[cascadingfailure]

The poster board has a few notes, mostly about stolen lunches and petty workplace disputes. Of note is a printed email which has a stamp on it reading "HAHA LOSER" and a missing person poster, featuring a cute child familiar to exactly 1.5 people in Tokyo-F and who is not appearing in this adventure. A complete and total red herring.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Squinting at the email, who is the loser, what is the WcDirt here]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

[There a name on this missing person poster?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Eventually, blown up and all, thinking for a bit, then attempting to *69 the phone to call the last caller]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

A grimy voice is on the other end. The person speaking sounds as if they are in the middle of dying.

"Please.....I was promised...the free tiger poster...! Where is the free tiger poster...! Return it...to me...or suffer my curse...I will not release the Third Goddess...until I am given what I deserve..."

Beep.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Hey, I got it, where's the goddes--

[Hmm, dial tone. She calls again, attempting to lead with having the tiger poster the instant it connects]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"This had better be... about my free tiger poster..."

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Yeah. I got the poster. I'm even willing to make a trade. You got the goddess?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Heading back again, bundled to no avail, but this time with three (2.5?) idol goddesses, and walking up to the order counter]

Hey, can I get two orders of Christmas nuggies, fries, and a WcFlurry for the lady?

[Gestures at the Umi Sonoda figure in her pocket,]

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[idolpro]

Sure, that'll be [[6.99]] MONIES.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Even for the goddess? She don't rate a discount for the dessert? This is royalty, here.

[Shows off that adorable little waif]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Look, whoever you are, you gotta pay.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Lame!]

[Can she just. Go behind the counter and try to make one herself, then]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hey - found something for you.

[Handing over his:

Power of the Sun (False)

Wow! This is a half-drunk bottle of [[THE GOOD STUFF THAT KIDS GO FOR]]! Drinking the rest of this will cure you of one status effect and make you glow slightly. It also is [[HIGHER IN CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D THAN THE LEADING BRAND]]!

If you take off the lid while there is still liquid inside, it functions as an ultrabright flashlight, as if you were almost a Laser Master.

Since she still has status effects]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Definitely has 4 or 5, and is still shivering pretty hard until she actually notices him come up]

--You got one, too?

Don't you need it?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

I got beat up pretty bad, but it was all in my henshin form.

Long as I don't switch back, I oughtta be okay.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Makes a face, then winces since that means bones must move, and--hmm]

...Well...if you're sure.

[She leans in closer than strictly necessary]