Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Eventually, blown up and all, thinking for a bit, then attempting to *69 the phone to call the last caller]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

A grimy voice is on the other end. The person speaking sounds as if they are in the middle of dying.

"Please.....I was promised...the free tiger poster...! Where is the free tiger poster...! Return it...to me...or suffer my curse...I will not release the Third Goddess...until I am given what I deserve..."

Beep.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Hey, I got it, where's the goddes--

[Hmm, dial tone. She calls again, attempting to lead with having the tiger poster the instant it connects]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"This had better be... about my free tiger poster..."

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Yeah. I got the poster. I'm even willing to make a trade. You got the goddess?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

"It's about time...my free tiger poster...! I've been waiting for years........do you think this is enough...? For denying me my free tiger poster...you'll be fired for your incompetence. Let me talk to your manager......I am talking to your manager.........."

Beep.

An idol appears on the table next to you.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[...Yoinking that idol, then?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Honoka Kosaka

First among equals, the THIRD GODDESS occupies the center-left position of the trio. Still, her true power cannot be unlocked without her precious companions. Save them, please!

This feeling, it's strange, isn't it? It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky...the color of this special season fills you with excitement!

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[About that,]

[Anyway, she takes the idol and tucks her into her jacket's breast pocket, (so she can see out)]

Hey...you know anything about burgers? Or...borgers, I guess?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

They've already hung up.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Lonard is pleased. As a result, you are cured of one status effect. As a result, you may ask one question and receive one answer.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Sweet. So after her arm falls off again as the poster leaves, the WcBlessing of Lonard allows her to just click it back into place. Despite everything else, this is incredibly heartening!]

[She considers, then...]

Hey, Lonard. Uh, how do I get to where the Borger King is hiding? Since it seems like he can help...this. Cross-branding, or something.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

MERINGUE LUKA WILL SHOW YOU THE SECRET... OF THE BALLPIT...

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

--Oh! Okay. Thanks, man.

[Snaps a (slightly bone-hurty) salute, then hesitates]

...Sorry about the axe. You know how it goes.

[Anyway, going to get Izanagi to give Luka back, before heading over to the ball pit...!]