cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Looking around herself, doing her best to stay behind the machines for at least partial cover]

Nah...I'm good.

[She does hobble over towards the break area, though]

[Right behind her, checking out the poster board]

[Keeping an eye on the direction the statue is, though,]

[Yeah, still not quite turning her back on it,]

Anything interesting?

There's a missing person poster and an email that just says "haha loser."

[Takes the poster and the printed out email both, then circles back around the counter]

I'm gonna see who's calling.

[And, answering the phone]

Oh yeah? Who's the loser, then?

[Most certainly not answering the phone, but hoping it's loud enough to listen in]

A grimy voice is on the other end. The person speaking sounds as if they are in the middle of dying.

"Please.....I was promised...the free tiger poster...! Where is the free tiger poster...! Return it...to me...or suffer my curse...I will not release the Third Goddess...until I am given what I deserve..."

Beep.

[Was holding the phone so that Nem could hopefully also hear]

Guess we gotta find some kinda tiger poster...?

Tigers...

[Considers]

They had weird stuff in the ball pit before, right? Might should take a look.

Who you think was the third goddess?

Dunno... maybe there's more info about her around here somewhere.

...what was in the ball pit?

[Poking around the service counter and the cash register]

[Can he palce an order and/or open the register...?]

Lotsa just--random stuff. So maybe there's some clues in there. I can go check it out, if you wanna figure out the machines.

You gonna be okay going by that statue again?

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An order can be placed for the following items on the menu:

- Sweer Potato
- French Fried
- Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6)
- Secret Souse

Inside the register are several units of MONIES.

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

MONIES

The official currency of the Tokyo-F Maintenance team and all related entities! Wow! Whoever has this much MONIES is basically digital-rich!

[Monies get!]

[Also, going to order one of everything on the menu]

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The poster board has a few notes, mostly about stolen lunches and petty workplace disputes. Of note is a printed email which has a stamp on it reading "HAHA LOSER" and a missing person poster, featuring a cute child familiar to exactly 1.5 people in Tokyo-F and who is not appearing in this adventure. A complete and total red herring.

[Squinting at the email, who is the loser, what is the WcDirt here]

WcDonald's Staff,

Thank you for your concern! While I understand that the Damned Queen presents a danger to constructs such as yourself, this is in fact a low priority issue for our production, as her powers are limited entirely to the city of Tokyo-F and she can be easily excised by the maintenance team. You may not be aware of this, but an office memo did go out just three days ago that details many of the issues we are running into and expect to have to overcome before we can worry about much else. You should also be aware that many of the issues result from the actions of your patron, the former idol from AlcheME!. I do understand most of you have only recently come into existence, and so I have attached said memo for your convenience, so if you have missed it please take the time to acquaint yourself with its contents, since they will be very useful in performing your duties going forward! :)

I myself have a lot of work to be doing, and many people who have issues several degrees more important than delayed outgoing mail. Please understand that between the recent upheavals in Tokyo-D (and Miss Oracle's crop of newly auditioned idols that WE have to manage, when Tokyo-F is already at capacity) and the recent expedition of Tokyo-F idols into unauthorized areas our office is busy with a plethora of priority one issues. So no, we cannot authorize the use of quote unquote weaponized WcNuggets.

In short, please keep yourself abreast of all new knowledge relating to our office, especially when it is handed directly to you by your superiors - this means it is important! I cannot assist you with this problem, or any others you may have involving issues that are NOT Priority One. Thank you!!!!! :)

Sincerely,
Saffron ♥

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