Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Heading back again, bundled to no avail, but this time with three (2.5?) idol goddesses, and walking up to the order counter]

Hey, can I get two orders of Christmas nuggies, fries, and a WcFlurry for the lady?

[Gestures at the Umi Sonoda figure in her pocket,]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Sure, that'll be [[6.99]] MONIES.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Even for the goddess? She don't rate a discount for the dessert? This is royalty, here.

[Shows off that adorable little waif]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Look, whoever you are, you gotta pay.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Lame!]

[Can she just. Go behind the counter and try to make one herself, then]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Congrautaion! Get equipped with:

French Fried (x2)

frfench frind

Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger(6) (x2)

Finally, Christmas Edition Chicken Nugger! Truly the partnership of WcDonald's and the Damned Queen was the greatest thing to have ever graced this world.

Wait, these are just regular WcNuggets in a fancy box with the Damned Queen's face on them...they don't even come with special souse!

Free Tiger Poster! (x2)

Ownership of the Free Tiger Poster! brings joy and fondness for tigers and cures .5 status effects. If lost or stolen, status effects return.

WcFlurry
It's cold and delicious. Oreo flavored!

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[She equips herself! Yay, no more eyebleeding]

[She puts Umi next to the flurry and...waits. Enjoy?]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

The WcFlurry disappears faster than you can say, "bada ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it". But Umi doesn't seem to move. It just disappears.

Idols are idols, after all, they can't be seen doing mundane things like eating.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[It's true]

[...She sets Umi next to the ice cream machine? Knock yourself out, kid]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Nothing seems to occur.

But maybe this ice cream machine is inoperable now.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Where did the Flurry come from though...]

[Anyway, she grabs up Umi and Hurricane and heads for the FUNZONE, this is enough dicking around]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hey - found something for you.

[Handing over his:

Power of the Sun (False)

Wow! This is a half-drunk bottle of [[THE GOOD STUFF THAT KIDS GO FOR]]! Drinking the rest of this will cure you of one status effect and make you glow slightly. It also is [[HIGHER IN CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D THAN THE LEADING BRAND]]!

If you take off the lid while there is still liquid inside, it functions as an ultrabright flashlight, as if you were almost a Laser Master.

Since she still has status effects]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Definitely has 4 or 5, and is still shivering pretty hard until she actually notices him come up]

--You got one, too?

Don't you need it?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

I got beat up pretty bad, but it was all in my henshin form.

Long as I don't switch back, I oughtta be okay.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Makes a face, then winces since that means bones must move, and--hmm]

...Well...if you're sure.

[She leans in closer than strictly necessary]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

I'm real sure.

[Gets an arm around her, gentle, and presses the bottle into her hand]

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

[Sighs a little, leaning in. Oddly enough, she immediately stops shivering,]

[She considers again, then tips back that delightful sunshine]

...Thanks.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

Noproblem.

...you cold or something?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Feeling fine now.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

You ain't hurt nowhere?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Not anymore.

...Thanks, by the way. I'll get you back, okay?

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

Pretty sure this is me getting you back.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Ain't sure for what...

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[crossmyheartandhope]

For pulling me through stuff like a hundred times, and having my back like another hundred.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[unbr8kable]

Pretty sure you done the same for me, 'cept maybe a couple more times.