Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

COMMUNICATIONS

[cascadingfailure]

[ you can communicate with eachother via the intercoms in the WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies! or you can just send texts.

Items may be transferred via dropbox in each area's first room (the Dining Room or Lobby). ]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[Somebody is messing with the intercom...]

Attention shoppers... Anybody out there?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[heavenlyvisitor]

Shhhh we're on a stealth mission.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[Lowering her voice to normal speaking volume, which is still piped over the system, so ymmv,]

Snailvilla, is that you? Your parents are waiting at the WcDonalds front counter, please come pick them up.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ ?????????????????????????

What. ]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

[After a hot minute he will actually get a text]

Nemesis!: are you actually in sneaky trouble
Nemesis!: and for real if you see a
Nemesis!: SNAILIEN (SMALL)
Nemesis!: pick it / her up could be a clue

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[heavenlyvisitor]

tenn: Yes.
tenn: We've made it to the Queen's Manor, but there are several patrolling Santas in our way.

tenn: I'll keep an eye out for the
tenn: The Snailien.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Nemesis!: should look like this https://i.gyazo.com/8894f34d78dbdd3e42c12cf2fe04676e.png
Nemesis!: apparnetly its a missing person or employee or pet
Nemesis!: what do santa want

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

Ah - right. Sorry, dude.

[Also lowering his voice,]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Hey. We're in a lobby with access to the Damned Queen's manor and a... freezer with an idol spewing evil magicks?

A gift box blew up in our faces but we're managing.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Sounds like a lot? You need some Christmas nuggs?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Some what.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Between the presents and the fridge idol, you ain't come across a computer or nothing, have you? Apparently there's a memo what's gone out recently, but there ain't a copy of it here.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Nope, haven't seen anything like that. If we can get past the fridge idol, I can keep an eye out?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Nudging against her, after texting with Iznaagi for a bit]

Hey... Izanagi says the queen's bad business. Says we shouldn't listen to her song. I guess he fought her, before.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

What song? Can't be as bad as WcSoundtrack out here, can it?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dunno. But we should look for earplugs, if we can find em.

Sounds like they're stuck where they're at.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[unbr8kable]

Fries.

--Lemme get some of those, btw.

[Attempts to yoink some fries and nuggies]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

I ain't putting fries in my ears.

[He does offer some over, though. They ar GREAT fries]

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Hey Hurricane.

Remember the first time we went to find the Damned Queen?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

The what queen?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

Wait, that wasn't with you, was it... ahhh, never mind.

Anyway point is there's a whole field of Santas we're going to have to stealth past to get to the boss fight on this end. What's it like over there?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[crossmyheartandhope]

We're in WcDonalds. It's kinda like the one in that one game, but there's more parts to it.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[bondsofsuffering]

I've only ever been to the Tokyo-F version. Nemesis said something about looking for a computer?