cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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[A crushed leg and wasting disease are SUPER not great right now, wheeze.

Kind of. Busy trying to fix his leg as best as he can here.]

Tenn- the bomb-?

[ he is wasting.

and he is violent.

He takes the bomb from Izanagi! He assumes that's what he meant! ]

Let's finish this.

Lonard eyes you warily...

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Lonard has no idea what you're up to, but he certainly won't let you do it. He waves his hand, summoning up another horde of Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD. These strike the entire party and are charged with YULETIDE MAGICKS. In addition, the ground beneath you turns from ice to WCNUGGER. If you cannot gain your footing, you are in SERIOUS DANGER of suffering WCNUGGER ENTRAPMENT...

ALL IDOLS may be afflicted by two of the following status effects:

- Eye gouging
- Crushed windpipe
- Decapitation (not deadly) (head still functions)
- Bone hurting
- Crushed limb
- Desire to add violence to all actions
- Collapsed lung

ALL IDOLS may be afflicted by one of the following status effects:

- WcNugger Entrapment (fatal)

Edited 2022-02-05 19:57 (UTC)

[ he's already periodically coughing flowers and blood --- what's one of his lungs collapsing under all of that, really? at this point -- he's in so much pain that he doesn't realize that his very bones are hurting.

but -- he gets a 10! Easy, not even a little bit scared. From the ground, as it turns to WCNUGGER, he pulls a cottage to give them a platform to stand on.

but---- that isn't violent enough for him, since he, now, craves violence. he takes this chance to throw the bomb! ]

[It's honestly a miracle he manages to avoid entrapment (9) but he's certainly not doing so hot otherwise- he just healed that leg (crushed limb) and now he's losing an eye, too?!!

Between that and his otherwise lack of weapons he uselessly spends the turn just trying to heal to keep himself upright.]

Lonard catches what you're doing—he knows and he will retaliate with his own WCBOMB.

As you toss the bomb, you see a WcBOMB being thrown at you.

This will surely kill everyone here, Lonard included.

You see the clown grin through his displeasure, confident that he will survive. But your bomb is made from the Damned Queen's Yuletide magicks—he does not realize the devastation it will bring.

His grin slides off his face as he realizes, too late—he is blown to smithereens, disappearing into snowflakes.

All idols experience six of the following status effects:

- Skin turns into mascot costume (must be surgically removed)
- Turn into a snowman (sticks for arms, no legs, carrot for nose, etc)
- Turn into a shitty fairy in service to Her Majesty The Damned Queen of Yuletide Whose Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons (christmas fairy)
- Turn into a clown in service of Lonard WcDonard
- Cannot become warm without bodily contact
- Hypothermia
- Hyperthermia
- Explode into nuggers (partial or fatal)
- Explode into cookies (partial or fatal)
- Death
- Lose 1-3 bodyparts
- Tuberculosis
- Face vandalized with marker
- Clothes changed into clown outfit
- Soaked with water
- Covered in pie filling
- Slipped on banana (severe concussion)
- Beat by invisible clowns from clown car with rubber chicken for 40-45 minutes
- Impalement (impalement by ballpit ball) (fatal)
- Clown shoes (only removable via surgery)
- Clown nose (only removable via surgery)
- Death but the death rattle is horrible clown honking

Edited 2022-02-05 23:41 (UTC)

Proceed... if you can.

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

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