Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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VICTORY PLATFORM

[idolpro]

Now Playing - The Place You Belong

This is the end. Before you is the BELIEF-O-MATIC 3000, and the friends you had lost and the ones you've made along the way! With your hands, with all you've learned, you've repaired it. You've saved Tokyo-F!

Thank you for playing.

Re: VICTORY PLATFORM

[bondsofsuffering]

[Well.

He's... technically here? Just also suffering from the following:

-Hanahaki
-Tuberculosis
-Need bodily contact for warmth
-Bones hurt
-Flowers growing from skin
-Wasting disease
-Gouged eye
-Death
-Lose 1-3 body parts (pinky and ring fingers from his right hand, thumb from his left)
-Face vandalized with marker
-Soaked with water
-covered in pie filling
-Beat by invisible clowns from clown car with rubber chicken for 40-45 minutes

Possibly it looks like his corpse is still moving a little from that last one but hopefully no one else in the room needs healing!!

That said, there's some drugs on his person that might? be useful? if someone is still alive to use it??]

Re: VICTORY PLATFORM

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Also technically here, and he's not dead yet, though that might not last for much longer]

[A massive icicle has lodged itself straight through his ribcage, and another has punctured all the way through the thigh of his good leg]

[His right arm is frozen solid, and when he falls to his knees and starts to cough, blood comes up along with the flower petals]

[Total effects:

Hypothermia
Impalement (icicle) x2
Can’t stay warm without other people’s body heat
Hanahaki
TB
Frozen body (right arm)]

Re: VICTORY PLATFORM

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ He is also very dead, tolling in:

heres the list of effects that tenn has gained through yuletide so far:
- tuberculosis
- hanahaki
- burns
- need to seek others body warmth
- hunger for blood
- wasting disease
- need to add violence to all actions
- soaked in water
- beat by clowns
- missing 3 body parts (the mirror of the fingers from izanagi)
- covered in pie filling
- impaled
- hyperthermia

sucks! ]

Re: VICTORY PLATFORM

[unbr8kable]

[Well, this is unpleasant]

[Final suffering:
Eyes bleeding
Can’t stay warm without other people’s body heat
Hanahaki
Blood from mouth
Forced to dance when music plays
Impalement x2 (through a lung and a kidney, fun)
Eternal thirst (metaphorical)
Eternal thirst (physical, does not have to be water)
Frozen body (the good arm, sad)
Explode into cookies (the bad arm, more sad)]