cascadingfailure | Yuletide 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Roll 1d10.

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In the ballpit, you discover a mystical portal, as well as years of accumulated child grime and trash, and more skeletons.

If only there was some way to empty the ballpit...

[Can he just toss the balls out,]

Even as balls are removed, the ballpit replenishes. This is the coveted WcDonald's LOSS PREVENTION SYSTEM, designed to prevent children from siphoning away the precious supply of Legendary Ball WCDONALD. If only there was some way to simply keep all the balls safely away from oneself while descending into the pit...

[So you know that thing where you try literally every item in your inventory on a puzzle in a puzzle game?]

[Yeah, he is doing that]

[Poking it with a sweer potato]

[Giving it a fry]

[Shining the Power of the Sun on it]

[Rubbing the balls with the secret sause and the joviality buns still in their packages]

[(He is bad at puzzle games)]

Well.

Now the ball pit is just.... gross.

[Who are you kidding, ball pit, you were covered in child grime anyway]

[In any case, climbing back out again and heading back to the dining area]

Edited 2022-02-02 06:29 (UTC)

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

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