FAIRY_BITCH.EXE ([personal profile] cascadingfailure) wrote2022-01-30 04:02 pm

Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]


TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]
unbr8kable: (it's coming)

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2022-01-31 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Kinda wanna keep it that way.

S'posed to be the Protector, right? Scout the door and I'll be right behind you.
crossmyheartandhope: (Just like every other morning before)

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2022-01-31 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He hates everything about this, but he also knows the fastest way to get her to move is to move himself]

[So, edging toward the door, keeping an eye on both Nem and the clown and ready to charge back in at any second]

[He peeks into the door to the kitchen]
crossmyheartandhope: (I wanna die with you)

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2022-01-31 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Calling back:]

Looks clear.
unbr8kable: (ignition)

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2022-01-31 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods, then backs up to meet him safely(?) elsewhere]