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cascadingfailure) wrote2022-01-30 04:02 pm
cascadingfailure) wrote2022-01-30 04:02 pm
Yuletide 2 - Battle 1
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
A little clown tells me you know how to handle this...
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
The radius of 5200cm is now the length these hands can reach. Meringue Luka has returned to your inventory.
The ballpit becomes a raging whirlpool. Anyone in it would surely be torn apart, just like the dirt and grime collected by eons of children within it are. Garbage is spit out at a rapid pace and obliterated. And finally, as it settles into a calm traversible vortex...
...an idol is flung into the sky, landing gracefully and perfectly on one of the Tables for Adults and Bad Children, alongside an OBJECT.
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
[She goes looking for the OBJECT and IDOL(?), attempting to avoid the evil balls]
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
Umi Sonoda
The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.
Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
Congratuation! Get equipped with:
Happy Day Record(2)
I implore you to recall that whenever you are experiencing feelings of terror, dread, despair, or dismay it is prudent to keep in your mind's eye the moments in which you were able to embrace more positive feelings of calm, joy, good cheer, and pleasure. When the present moment has become too gloomy and burdensome for you to bear, one must always remember happy days.
Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E
[Coughing up a few petals, she stuffs Umi in her pocket with Honoka and Meringue before heading for the...ice cream machine]
C'mon, ladies...