Yuletide 2 - Battle 1

[cascadingfailure]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

[bondsofsuffering]

[TAKING THIS BARREL AND YEETING IT THROUGH THE DROP BOX.]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ that's fucked up. ]

... Alright. Do what you want with the rest of it, and let's ... continue on, I suppose.

[bondsofsuffering]

You wanna try using this lantern with the oil to melt some of the ice so I can catch it in these cups? After we send some to the other team, we can head to the manor.

[Cough.]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ he nods, taking the lantern to go ... apply it to the ice ... ?? ]

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Pure Water

Water is crisp, clear, and delicious.

[idolpro]

You solve the FREEZER PUZZLE, collecting the PURE WATER in your cups.

The floor opens up beneath you! As a result, you go sliding!

Proceed.